On Facebook just now, I saw a picture of a bridal party. The bridesmaids were wearing black dresses with long red gloves. When the time comes for shenanigans such as these to happen, please never make me wear gloves, I beg of you. They look horrendous on just about everyone (Please see Exhibits A and B, below). I thank you in advance for your consideration.

Love, Amy

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

P.S.: I am betting that I don’t have to worry about this, as these gloves definitely give the illusion of “mannequin hands”.